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A list of different things that girls wish guys knew:

1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
NEMLIG!!

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.

7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
Dette gjelder også for SMS og mail, gutter. Med mindre du er enkemann (eller nordlending) er det sjelden noe som heter "Jeg trenger ikke si det, hun vet jeg er glad i henne")

8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
Hahahaaaa!

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
Litt eiesyk skal man være. Litt.

10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
Dette er så sant at den lar jeg være å sensurere..

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave
Hahaha! Well - sandpapirklemmer kan man jo faktisk få nok av.

13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
Det er vel en tanke for noen der ute..?

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!
Eller vesker.

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls..
Sånn ca. hver gang det er fotballkamp, eller en dokumentar om en eller annen verdenskrig, eller egentlig hva som helst du har lyst å gjøre som du VET at jenta di ikke vil.

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard?
Nuvel. Det der er ikke så viktig, vel?

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
Haha - så sant :D

30. Clean your room before we come over.
Ja takk.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
Desverre:/

34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again

35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!!

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
...

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings.

44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
Og så må vi huske at i Norge er det forskjell på "jeg er glad i deg" og "jeg elsker deg over ALT på jord". Det siste bør helst ikke sies i løpet av den første uka.. :P

49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you.

51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep

52 - Don't tell your girl "I saw "this thing" that you would have loved and I was going to buy it for you..." or " I was going to buy you "fill in the blank"... but then didn't for whatever reason. If you didn't buy it we don't want to hear about it, all that does is create disppointment. Either buy it or shut up about it.
Word.

Håper noen har lært noe av dette! Og hvis det finnes en gutt er ute som ikke føler seg truffet av noe av dette: RING MEG! ;D